MAJOR UPHAUL;
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Yo crazy baloneys. I am a kim. I dislike irritating and annoying brats, long talks and Flo Rida. Some of you might not agree. But there you go. Art is subjective. I enjoy scoffing sweets , snacks ,etc and Leona Lewis. What? No, no, I don't like to eat her. Never mind. But most importantly...I'm fat. :]

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Hoi! You peeps that come to my blog must get me ALL of these things!! Kidding lah, no cause to freak out. I want a dog. I mean, harlo? Where have you been? Living on the back of a humpback whale? Uh, and music CDs. Good ones. Go ask Steph. Plus, oh, I don't know. Teachers with a GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR?? Also, they cannot give us (too much) homework. Hence my coff, coff, award-winning novel Revenge of the HW.

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    Friday, October 30, 2009

    I believe it has been 6 months since I last blogged. I did think about blogging earlier, but it seemed rather pointless to continue, what with everyone ditching blogs and rushing to turn their relatively-short attention spans to Facebook and Twitter and the like. Ah, the sad lives of short-lived online systems. However, since I do not (or wish to) own an account on any one of the above websites, I am blogging to you today, all the while cherishing the feeble hope that this post will not go unread for long.

    But I suppose going on Facebook and Twitter is far better than the ridiculous and detestable past-time that some partake in. My case in point? Prank-calling. So before prank-calling me again mc, at least try to acquire a more realistic and believable voice when trying to mimic 1) Gwyneth, or 2) Hong Kit, because believe me, you're fooling no one.

    Sunday, March 22, 2009

    Ugh- I suppose you're wondering why I'm not at school today. A very understandable reason: I got attacked by angry monster monkeys on my way to Fairy Princess land who told me I looked fat in that shirt and made me cry so now I am emotionally scarred for life and too miserable and desolute to go to school. What, you really believed that? I felt sick just now. ie diarrhoea, head swimming, felt like puking, fever, etc, etc. and am now pretty okay even though I still have a mild headache. And no, I am not faking sick just to skip school, bozos.

    I suspect my reason for falling ill is due to the fact that I have terribly awful hair. Got it cut yesterday. 'What?' you say. 'How is it that you are sick because of a bad haircut?!!' The answer is simple. My body, seeing my bad haircut, is horrified and is refusing to subject me to such torture and shame that will be inflicted upon me when my classmates first catch sight of me. There. A perfectly logical reason. Just don't laugh when I go to school tomorrow with my fuglily short hair.

    Saturday, March 14, 2009

    Short post- I am at Changi Airport waiting to board the plane!! Be back on Sunday afternoon. Taiwan, hopefully, will be fun. And no, I haven't finished my homework!! I still have two English comprehensions to complete and lian xi 4 for Chinese. Courtsey of the tyranny-but-claim-this-is-for-our-own-good-teachers. Must remember to thank them.

    Wednesday, March 11, 2009

    This has to be a short post- I gotta dash at 6. Maths tuition lah. Not like I want to okay. The boys there are like super sick. You know, those type of people who are constantly talking loudly and openly about... uh, things you wouldn't normally want to hear about. So I'm there trying to listen to the teacher's explanation, and they're the sort who exclaim really loudly when they finally understand the question. They're like," OHHHH LIKE THAT AHHHH SO EASY HOR, HOR??!!" A possible conversation between two such boys:

    Boy1: Eh, you watch Naruto until what episode oledi?

    Boy2: Hah?! You so slow ah? I finish the whole series long ago leh!!

    Boy1: Really ah? Eh- Naruto got die or not ah?

    Boy2: Of course never lah! He main character leh! Main character where got die when ah?

    Boy1: Oh yeah hor!!

    At which point I would like to yell at both of them to shut up, but am unable to as I am outnumbered by the ratio of what, 1:6? Maybe more. But seriously, it's really annoying.

    Sunday, March 8, 2009

    Okay I shall update now lah. Okay. So yesterday's Plain English Speaking competition was really 'fun'. If you count ENDLESS HOURS OF BORING NOTHINGTODONESS AND NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS AND TOTAL LETDOWNS FUN!!!!!! If you do, get off my blog right now. Anyway, like, the school was filled with angmors. And koreans. So on and so forth... I shan't go into the details but the last bit was completely torture okay. Just expect the next school newsletter/PSLE booklet filled with pictures of me and Stephaine holding hands in a knotted mess with COMPLETE STRANGERS WHO ARE INDIANS AND ALL MALE. To add to my misery and shame, you might also see pictures of me scowling and yelling and trying to kick the photographer-who-shall-not-be-named-but-jolly-well-knows-that-she-yes,SHE-was-laughing-her-head-off-and-enjoying-every-bit-of-my-torture. Courtesy of the-person-who-shall-not-be-named-but-is-cruel-and-evil-and-male-and-a-teacher-who-takes-pleasure-in-seeing-his-pupils-suffering. You. Stop. Laughing. NOW. Just shut up and let me wallow in self-pity and hate for those who have inflicted such utter pain and misery onto me. It was part of this stoopit interaction with other schools. Whoopdidoo. You, reader, can just shut up right now.

    Friday, February 20, 2009

    Tomorrow is the spelling thing ( grumble grumble grumble), which I am sooo not looking forward to. I mean, exactly what could be fun about moping over tough questions, getting all hot, sweaty and anxious when you are unable to answer them and getting up so early in the morning?? Hoi!! It's Saturday lah!! Definition of Saturday, adapted from The Kimrriam-webster dictionary: Day when kids can get up at 10 am, watch TV while chowing down breakfast and go through the day happy, full and undisturbed. NOT GO TO SOME WHATEVER PLACE AT 8.30 AM AND SPEND THE MORNING CHAINED TO A DESK AND ANSWERING STUPID SPELLING QUESTIONS!!!!!

    Anyway, I screamed like heck at the Volleyball match today but they lost. Hmph. And the pupils of our rival school kept craning their necks and staring at me when I cheered and I was like, "What lah!!" If they're not enthu, I am. Too bad for them.

    Saturday, February 14, 2009

    Today is Valentine's Day, if you don't know how to read a calendar. And we very well know who Hilary is going out with today, eh?? >:D I mean, come on. We've been somewhat-subtly hinting that Valentine's Day was just around the corner to ZW. If screaming "Hoi, it's Hilary's birthday on Wednesday" and/or "Valentine's Day is on Saturday" is a subtle hint, if you know what I mean. And now a word from Mr Cheapo-cheap:

    Eh, I wannte tu taake dis operrchewnitee tu tank alle ov my pewpels fer der harde werke hor, axpaxiallee mye plithee pewpel, Gwenith fer gedding haf marke fer pee-ess-ell-eee!! End olso ah, me enawnce a largy-drawwe on Manday, gotte vali vali bigge plithee!! It a duthe banny, splonthered bayye yorthe tlulee. Canne bee pett wan leh!! I vali vali guud wan, I noe. And hor, alle pewpels muthe payye tuthen feee on Manday, orre elthe nexthe tthime gotte sthpiderre hed onne yorre dorre!! Wad lah, peeg hed vali exthepanshive naw wan leh. Okey ah, okey ah, lemamberr tu payye ah!! Muthe wan ah!!

    Wow! He's really generous!! I've always wanted a bunny! Isn't he a nice guy. As nice as our form teacher, that is.