Okay here's what I did in Thailand:
Day 1- Oh er- didn't arrive in the hotel until at night so we just, well, watched TV and slept like pigs.
Day 2- Nothing much. Just took a tuk tuk to the newly-opened shopping centre to have a look. Ooh- but outside we saw this really cool thingy- it was like, people going inside this eenormous plastic ball thing and rolling on the water. No, I didn't try it cos' we hafta pay and it looked pretty painful when they kept banging into each other and falling head over heels onto the bottom of the ball.
Day 3- Ah, here's the interesting part- we went elephant trekking and white water rafting. Elephant trekking was okay lah...pretty bumpy. And there was this huge big fat hairy caterpillar on this tree next to us and I was like," AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Get that thing away from me!!!!" I mean, a huge big fat hairy person is scary enough- not to mention a huge big fat hairy caterpillar. >:P Yeuch. Okay, anyway, enough about that caterpillar. The white water rafting- At first I thought we were like, supposed to sit INSIDE the raft, but then they were like," You hafta balance yourselves on the edge of the raft man" And I was like," :O!!!" And was totally petrified. And to make matters worse, it was like, raining ):p. The adults have to paddle, but kids don't so we can just sit back, relax, and ur- scream. but there were 2 guides in each raft with us- 1 at the front and the other at the back. Anyway, when we got into the raft, they began releasing this dam thingy and I was like," What the -toot- are you crazy baloneys doing??!!! I'm already scared out of my wits and imagining falling out of the raft and hitting my head on a -tooting- rock and dying and you're releasing more water to make the ride more -tooting- scary???!!!" Well, okay I didn't die, and YES I enjoyed it but I didn't know it wasn't going to be scary until later, okay?!! Oh yeah- some way through it one of the other boats capsized and some people were thrown off ( No they didn't lose their lives or whatever) but they got hauled into another raft. It's just like a very mild roller-coaster, very fun. We were totally drenched to the skin when it was over but it had stopped raining. After that one of our guides drove us to the waterfall and the ride there was a ride in itself. What do I mean. Well, I have to say he's good paddler but not a good driver at all. I mean, how did that man get his driving license?? Drugging the tester and forcing him to pass him? Or maybe he doesn't have a driving license. It was reckless, fast driving, I'm telling you. It was a tuk tuk kind of vehicle, so we half-expected to be flying out from the back the next moment. Very thrilling. Okay, fine I liked it. Happy now??!!
Day 4- BORING... we just rented a car and drove to this other villa we were going to stay in next. >:P
Day 5- We went to this other shopping centre to shop. Oh yeah- I think the Swensens at Thailand is cheaper than over here, so when you see a Swensens, tell your parents that it's cheaper over there and ask them to get you a super- huge one. ;D
Day 6- We went to this Nature reserve and we had to pay like, 20 over sing. bucks to see this waterfall( Not worth it) .... and these ant bites. Yeah, so anyway, we went on that nature trail thing to get our money's worth and only after a couple of metres we saw this swarm of ants. A HUGE swarm of ants, moving in somewhat orderly lines. And we just stopped dead in our tracks. Plus, they weren't just those normal type of teeny-weeny ants. They were those GIGANTIC ants. And we were like," -toot-." So we tried not to step on them and quickly jumped through. I was the first to get bitten. I was just standing there, not doing anything and thinking I was safe. Suddenly, I felt this pain on my foot. How to describe the pain. Stinging. Burning. And painful, of course. So we decided not to go on anymore and tried to make our back through the ants again. ARGHHHH. Everyone got bitten twice altogether, except my mom, who didn't get bitten at all. Either that or she has super thick skin. Talk about unfair. My dad was the worst. His 2 bites were, like bleeding. So I'm not the worst off anyway :D.
Day 7- We went to the beach in the morning. After we came back, we dealt with the check-out and stuff and then went for this free massage thingy given to us by the villa-peeps. It was painful. She was like, squashing me flat and I COULD NOT breathe. Ugh, felt like a pancake being dropped on the floor and stepped on. Then we went to the airport blah blah flew back to Singapore blab blab and whatever. We reached the airport at like, 11 pm, went home and so on and so forth.
So overall it was kind of fun I guess, except the part when our flesh got ripped apart by those horrible man-eating ants, the horrible airplane food on the way back, the ear-ache on the plane, etc etc.
