MAJOR UPHAUL;

Sunday, November 30, 2008

So. I went to Vivo City on Saturday. It's the second anniversary, so there was some sort of celebration. There was a free buffet :DDDD. Smoked salmon, which was goood, potato salad, stuff like that. There was a lot, but not THAT much variety. But why am I complaining. It was free, anyway :DDD. After that we watched this show called (drum roll)... 'SUNSHINE GIRL'!!!! Fine, I won't beat about the bush. It was lame. IT WAS CREATED BY DICK LEE, OKAY. Another 'aspiring superstar' show. But anyway, it's the fireworks we were there for. The fireworks were quite nice, lah... But, seriously, it wasn't as load as the spokeperson's voice that was blaring out of the loudspeakers. You see, we pushed our way through the crowd, and considered ourselves 'lucky' for being able to get places in the front. But nooo, we had to be standing right next to the loudspeakers. And my brain got blasted out of my head. It was that loud. But, overall, it was quite fun lah. Plus, they gave us these blue top hats, which was cool.

Friday, November 28, 2008

I went to buy textbooks today. A few books haven't come out yet. For those who have gone to buy them earlier and were unable to get the Social Studies books, they're available now. Sorry I couldn't buy them for you, mc, but I didn't know which books you needed and you were out when I called you, so yeah. I going to Vivo City later, there's gonna be fireworks :DDD.

Survivor today!! You don't want to listen to my (bad) rendition of the weird moaning theme song. But, it ROCKS :DD!! (The show, not my tuneless rubbish.) But still. Last week's episode was wayyy funnay. They totally tricked that old grumpy pig Randy. Bob made this fake idol and they totally fell for it. Hehehehehe. I was screaming like shit and my mom was looking at me kind of confused because she doesn't find it that funny. I also hate that double-crossing liar of a Corinne. Hope weak worthless people like her and Susie don't win.

I love blogger :))). Except when all those stoopit ads keep popping out. They're like "Don't work for money" or something. Uh, why else would we work?? We want money!! And twice or trice, this porn thing popped up and I was like,"??!!!!" Yeah, there are also stuff like, "Is your crush cheating on you?" and stuff. Eh, maybe mc can try that do clear her doubts about-ahemahem- her crush?? Just a friendly suggestion mc, no harm done :D. Rite??

Thursday, November 27, 2008

I haven't been posting lately.. yes I know I'm a lazy pig. But there's nothing you can do about it. Now, to finish ranting on about how much okto sucks. Uh- the only thing good are the documentaries. Life in cold blood is way cool :DDD. But it clashes with the chinese detective show on channel U, which is not a good thing.Anyway, I'm here to complain about the stoopit morning shows. I mean, Noddy and Barney??!! Nobody really likes those things!! Uh, well, nobody in P5/6. Rite?? Right?? My tuition teacher is coming again tomorrow. AGAIN. You may ask, why does my tuition teacher come so many times a week?? Well, YOU CAN JOLLY WELL ASK HER THAT. It's not like I ask for lessons okay. At least she's giving us 3 weeks off during the last week of December :DD!! But the other day she was like,"Eh, wo bu shi rang ni men zheng tian wan ah, wo hai hui gei ni men gong ke de!!" And I was like,"D:

Thursday, November 20, 2008

I woke up with a fever today-again- so hopefully I get to postpone my tuition tomorrow. I haven't done the homework my tuition teacher gave me. She came on Wednesday and told me to memorize like, 30 4-6 word phrases. (30!!) I was like,"hen duo leh!!" And she was said,"na li hui duo? ni you san tian ah!" Typical of teachers. l:S We'll see how it turns out.

I have a fever today. Woke up with a splitting headache and a temperature of 38.7 degrees. And I feel like puking sometimes. But when I rush to the toilet, nothing comes out, so maybe I should tie a huge plastic bag to the front of my mouth and go around looking like a retard for the rest of the day. I'm kidding lah. Eating will become a problem. Maybe I can get out of doing my tuition homework now :DDD. Who am I kidding. Why couldn't I fall sick on a school day??!! Yesterday, I was sneezing like a fat, mad pig. Mucus was gushing out of my nose like the Niagra Falls!! But you don't want to hear the gory details.

Okto is boring. The morning cartoons are like, Sesame Street and -coff coff- Hello Kitty and friends. This morning the programme was like. The weird frog-thing and the gay cat teacher were twirling each other around while singing this honesty thing. I would have run away sooner, but remember I was sick and I felt like puking every time I got to my feet. Apart from a few cool documentaries at night, I have to say okto kinda-sorta sucks.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Haven't updated blog for a couple of days now, so I'm updating it now lah!! Yeah, so anyway yesterday we went to North Point to watch a movie. We went to eat an early dinner at this Japanese food court thing, where a huge bowl of rice is like, 6 dollars but it's quite worth it lah. But the sushi is like, one miserable tiny container for $6.50. Not worth it lah!! And the coke there is like, one extra puny can for some $1.70. There might be something special about it, but I was too busy grumbling at the price of the stoooit price to notice. I know I'm a cheapskate.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

THE HOLIDAYS ARE FINALLY HERE!!
Yes, after 1 gruelling year of studying studying and more studying, the long-awaited year-end holidays have arrived!! Yes, 1 and a half glorious, work-free moths!! I can't believe it either.

Class party, indeed. Reasons why class party is a hoax:
1) There was like, no pizza, macdonalds or whatever.
2) What we got: a tiny packet of Cheezles, or Cheezels, (whatever lah) continuing. A Dove bar, ( chocolate, bodos, not shredded tweet or shampoo or whatever. It was delish anyway), a lollipop and a granola bar. Eh, I can eat all at one go and not even be half full. But then I'm a greedy pig.
3) Mr Tseng gave us GRANOLA BARS. NO ONE EATS GRANOLA BARS AT CLASS PARTIES!!!! NO ONE!!
Thank goodness Louise got us these jelly-thingies. THANK YOU LOUISE!!!! And that Mr. Tseng still had the cheek to give us homework. The whole thing was like, an inch thick!! Why? Because he's teaching us a subject next year. He claims it's PE, but Gwyneth says it's English. Can you imagine him teaching PE?? I mean, seriously. "Okay guys, hop about like little bunny Foo Foo and on the third hop I want you to tell me the product of 953 and 683. No, you cannot use a calculator!! Must be mental calculation!!" The horror!!
Anyway, I'm glad you liked the sugar cookies!! Initially I thought they were a failure. Going to the prize presentation ceremony later. But I want to stay at home and play computer!! If they give me like, a lousy certificate, I'm gonna blow up. I mean, a certificate is just a fancy name for a laminated piece of paper. Have to get ready before mc comes at 3.35pm. YES, I'm giving her a lift to the school. You'ld think that fat pig would be grateful. After THIS i'll be free.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The rehearsal for Parent's night is reeaally boring. For people like me, the estimated time spent going up on stage to receive the 'prize' is like, half a minute. Then why were we gone for an hour and a half, you say?? We had to wait for the P3 and P4 prize winners to finish. Basically, all we do is sit on the floor and shut up every time a teacher looks in our direction. We went through the whole thing twice some more. At least we got to skip Chinese. Right?? The first time, Mrs Cheng was giving out the uh, 'trophies'. Actually it was thin air. No kidding. We had to pretend to be holding something. I spent all my time talking to Miqi and telling retarded jokes. This is one of them: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class? Yes, I know it's a very common joke. Of course Miqi said," Because her students were bright." BUT NO!!! The answer is: Because she was retarded!!! Yeah lah, I know it's a very lame joke, but I told you I was bored.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

As expected, Gwyneth got first in class and standard; Angeline got second and third was -snort, snort, coff,coff. On parents night I shall bring durian shells and rotten tomatoes and pineapples to throw at the person. I'm kidding, sad to say. Tomorrow we're getting back our report books. I think I'm gonna have like, a nervous breakdown or something. Humph, if Mr Tseng makes any wisecracks about me talking a lot in class, it will be the worst for him.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

That stoopit 'Tooth Fairy' play was vali vali boring lah!! I almost fell asleep. No, really. I slept at like, 1.30a.m. okay!! We went out for supper at like, 12.30. Anyway, I was like, the oldest kid there. So malu!! They were like,"Oh! We have to save the Earth from uh- what's her name- Doctor blah blah!! We need toothbrush and toothpaste and floss to save everyone!" Yeah, like, the world revolves around a tooth. Yeah, it'll be funny for like, one second before they suddenly burst into a song about who-knows-what. Next there'll be what, the hair fairy??! "Oh! We have to save the world from Doctor SplitEnds!!" Good grief.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Hah!! Our alien-volcano project is finished!! Em, except for the front cover but still. Hah!! To all of you who have critisised our book, YAH BOO SUCKS TO YOU!!

I cannot sleep in tomorrow. (sniff sniff) Yeah, my mom is bringing me to watch a play. "Tooth Fairy" or something. WE GOT FREE TICKETS, LAH. You think I'ld pay for something lame like that?? Uh, well, no. I was kinda excited when my mom told me, though. No, no because I like fairies D:<. I had tuition at 9.30 a.m. lah!! So I could skip it. Then it turned out that my tuition teacher also had something on that day and wanted to cancel my tuition, so it didn't matter wether I was going to watch some 'hengahgejibong'show. Humph. And she said I had to have an extra lesson the next week and I was like," Fiiiine."Through gritted teeth.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

A parcel just came in for me from my ex-Sunday School teacher :DD. She's always sending me cool stuff. Today she sent me a birthday card, a book, a metal bookmark and a wire-flower keychain with beads. Vali vali nice of her. Must remember to send her a card.

Today's excursion was quite fun, lah. But the tour guide talked a lot. He talked in the bus and no one was listening, we were all busy talking and eating. And he started blabbing about dunno-what landmarks and stuff the minute we got off the bus and brought us to see these shophouses. After that he brought us to this mosque and started explaining the sequence of washing before you enter. Yeah, I thought we had to wash and got the shock of my life. Of course we didn't have to lah. It would probably take us like, and hour to finish. When we entered the mosque he told us to sit down and he--- started talking again. After that we went to this place to eat. Of course, we ate like fat, mad pigs. And the boys kept screaming their heads off for no rhyme or reason. After lunch we went to this place to buy perfume. We went to the mosque again after that and peeked into the little glass window and saw the tombs or something. I don't know what to call it. MC tried to scare everyone by saying there was a skeleton but no one was buying it. POMPEII!!! :DDD Then we trooped off to this row of shops selling all kinds of knick-knacks and MC bought this whole packet of those glue-bubbles things and we were all blowing them in class.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Reminder:
TOMORROW-FIELD TRIP TO KAMPONG GLAM
Wear PE attire!!!

Yeah, guess what????!!! We're getting back our report books next Tuesday or summat. Ugh, I bet ST wrote on my report that I talk too much or something. Anyway, today ST was like "Okay for the last few weeks of school I will force all of you to study social studies and go through the bombing of Pearl Harbour and blah blah post-war problems even though I went through them the past few terms but I'll do it again cos I like to see you suffer!!" And he hasn't even gone through like, half of it as he's been doing math problems and stuff so he has to wait to the end of the exams when we're supposed to be having fun and playing to rush through all the chapters. All the teachers do it. I think it's a sort of tradition. I sometimes have this feeling that I'm compelled to do a test paper or something once in a while but then I remember that the exams are over so I can play all I want and NOT get in trouble. (Until the rush to study for PSLE that is.) GAAAAK ):P

Sunday, November 2, 2008

I haven't been blogging for ten years straight!!! Er, fine maybe not that long but still. I've been cramming for the exams wad!!! We got most of the marks back already, but I am really nervous for the Chinese compo paper. LTP was like' Those stupid morons who did ming ti got vali vali low!!!' And then she went on about this lecture about how A students shouldn't get 23 and blah blah blah. Yeah and I did ming ti leh!! My chinese compo is like, ):P. The hungry lioness lies in wait for her prey, crounching in yonder bushes, waiting to spring a surprise attack on the unsuspecting antelope and sink those razor-sharp teeth into the necks of those poor, helpless animals as they struggle to break free from her grasp. She growls in triumph as the antelope ceases to move and bites into her prize....

The story of my life.