MAJOR UPHAUL;

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Well fine I missed the rest of the Christmas countdown because I didn't use the computer. Hehe. I lazy mah. Went to Batam and KL last week so that's why I didn't come online. You didn't know?? Well now you do. I ate like a bit fat pig dudes. I'm gonna go rolling around like a great fat ball when school starts. In case some crazy baloneys don't know when school is starting, here's a little reminder.

IT STARTS THIS FRIDAY KAYS!!

Yes, can you believe it??!! Time pasts so fast. (sniff sniff!!)

Monday, December 15, 2008

9 more days!!

It was the SEASON FINALE of Survivor Gabon yesterday you know. Yeah, so I missed the Live one at three, so I watched the one at night. I stayed up for the Survivor reunion at ended up going to bed only at 2am!! But sooo worth it.

When the jury were questioning the three finalists, aka Susie, Sugar and Bob, Charlie said Bob and himself had a lot of 'intimate cuddling' and we are we like,"):O!!" Like, Charlie is so gay. I wonder what Bob's wife would think. But that's not as terrible as what Corinne said to Sugar!! She said (word for word),"Sugar, you are an unemployed, eneducated leech on society, and the only thing I would vote to give you, is a handful of anti-deppressants so that no one else would have to be a subject to your constant crying anymore. Maybe if you got some, then it would seem a little more sincere when you are crying about your dead father."(Sugar shows her the middle finger.) "You don't deserve the million." Corinne is a beast. She does not have one drop of the milk of human kindness in her whole body. I mean seriously. Fine, Sugar's emotional sometimes, but that's no reason to rub salt in her wounds that her father died. I never liked her. Like, so what. You're a university graduate. That doesn't mean everyone is inferior to you. Jeff said that Marcus had the highest IQ, not you. But did he gloat that he was some kind of great genius?? Corinne, get a life.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

10 more days to Christmas!!

Today, we begin the official countdown to Christmas!!(I don't guarantee I'll be here everyday, but take it or leave it.) Charlie Zhang, thanks for the card!! I got it on Saturday, and that is one UBER UGLY christmas tree lol. Anyway, let me rant about the holiday homework Mr. Tseng gave us. I am left stumped at the stoopit verb clusters!!( Actually I'm not even halfway done.) It's so hard lah!! Seriously, talk about tyranny lah.

Friday, December 12, 2008

So. Last night's Forensic Heroes. Rocks. Summary for mc and other people who missed the FINAL EPISODE. Warning: Peeps who have not watched one single episode will not understand anything!!

Ok first, Gao Sir got kidnapped (Or man-napped or whatever) by this freako/weirdo/psychotic/crazy baloney (I could go on) Clown dude whose trademark item is a ball (Duh). See: 2nd last epi. scene where Tracey dies. Yeah, remember that ball that rolled next to her?? Uh ok he was working at a shopping centre as a clown entertaining kids. Hence, Clown dude is what we'll call him cos I forgot his name. Anyway, Clown dude locked Gao Sir in this weird enclosed container thing. There's something menacing about a clown in a rainbow-coloured wig and facepaint and frilly pantaloons and playing with a ball. In a dimly-lit room for effect. Just don't ask me what. Clown Dude then rubbed away half of his facepaint and revealed this disfigured face and said this blah story on how everone shunned him after seeing his face and Tracey did not and more stuff that I do not remember. Clown dude thought Gao sir forced Tracey to die and wanted to get revenge and said more cool stuff that bad guys usually say when they want to kill a good guy and act pro at the same time.

So, Clown dude sent videos of Gao Sir suffering without water to Xiao Rou (Madam) and the other people and they had to hurry up and find him because he would die without water in like, 3 or 4 days, not like I can remember. They caught the Clown dude, but of course he didn't tell them where he hid Gao Sir lah, because there was still half an hour or something left. Anyway Clown dude wanted to go to the toilet and he was in the cubicle with no window or whatever to escape from so he took out this string and hung himself on the pipe and there was a lot of blood, so they didn't let us see the gory parts. So that wasn't a help. On the last day that Gao Sir could survive without water, they found they could monitor what G. Sir was doing and saw he was trying to make a fire with the lens of his watch. Through a small hole through the container where a little sunlight could shine through, he finally managed to create a fire and they spotted him on a helicopter and rescued Gao Sir. When he woke up he saw Xiao Rou and he said some corny stuff to her, about when he was going to give up, he saw Xiao Rou and she gave him hope to continue and other rubbish like that. I wanted to puke.

Anyway, Ding Ding and the doctor-cum-writer guy got engaged and at the party G. Sir came with a fat bouquet of flowers and gave it to Ding Ding to congratulate her and the other guy. So X. Rou got pissed because she thought he wanted to give it to her. Instead he gave her this crummy diary and said some supposedly touching stuff and blah. Suddenly, the doctor-cum-writer guy, G. Sir and Xiao Rou got this phonecall all at once from work and all of a sudden everyone abandoned the party and went trooping out in one orderly group. And then, a chicken popped out and took out a toaster and they started doing a jig across the screen!!(Nah, I'm kidding about the chicken and the toaster dancing, but the ending was hilarious!!) I started cackling like a mad hyena when I saw the it. Hehehehehehe. Am I the only one laughing?

Anyway, that's about all. I told uber long to write this kays, o mc, you better be grateful.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Haven't been posting for a few days. I went to Pulau Ubin kays.

On Sunday, after church, we went to Changi Village hotel. They upgraded our room FOC, but it still was like, uber tiny. Then we walked around a bit, ate lunch, and walked some more. There was this huuuge hawker centre, and me, being a great fat glutton, was pleased. We saw the jetty, and strolled at the beach for a while then headed back to the hotel after a dessert and drink. :P Told you I was a fat greedy pig lol.

On Monday my relatives and grandparents and the four of us went to Pulau Ubin. The ride was like super jerky at the end of the ride but that's all. No, I did not puke, even though I have a tendency of getting sea-sick at times. Pulau Ubin is quite dirty and stuff and it was drizzling. A LOT. After a seafood lunch, we boarded a van and took a (bumpy) ride to Chek Jawa!! No really. When we arrived at our destination, we saw wild boar!! We wanted to take a photo but they had already disapeared into the forested area. We went on the rather long Board Walk and had to hold up our umbrellas to prevent our faces from getting pelted by the stinging rain. The rain, accompanied by great gusts of chilly wind, very nearly froze us all to bits. No, we did not see starfish or any weird sea creatures :C!! All we saw was a school of fish, lots of mudskippers and Fiddler crabs!! In case you're wondering, Fiddler crabs have one huge claw and one small one, which makes them rather funny looking. That's about it, but it was fun lah!! My cousin Jay(rhymes with gay ;D ) ended up staying with us in the hotel, and we rented bicycles in the evning despite the fact that it was still raining. My brother and I had lots of fun hogging his DS and playing 'Cooking Mama'. Despite the weird name, it's very fun kays.

This morning at about 9 I awoke to a (extremely) loud ringtone playing 'Just Friends'. The first thing I saw was Jay scrambling to answer his handphone and half-barking, half-whispering at his brother on the other line. I couldn't fall asleep after that, and I blame Jay. In the late-morning we went swimming at the pool. My brother was reluctant at first but quickly decided to join us when Jay threatened to not let him play his DS. After climbing out of the freezing pool water and bathing, my brother and I hogged our cousin's DS (again). Then we went home.

Overall, it was fun lah. And I love Chek Jawa to bits lol!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Going to Vivo City later to do christmas shopping for my cousins. And when we went to my uncle's house they had already wrapped everything lol. Kind of malu, but they should already be used to our late presents by now. If my aunt gives me another Disney Princess shirt or Barbie doll, I'm gonna blow. Yeah, my last birthday, she gave me this GRUESOME Disney Princess blouse and bright yellow skirt and I was like," Oh, wow. Thanks so much."(ku xiao) Never saw the clothes again. It's the best for everyone. I mean, what else am I supposed to do. Wear them?? NOOO.

Seriously, I think my computer is screwed. So no, I did not post at 3 in the morning. Yeah, all the times are warped. So think before you say I'm mental or something. Uh, well, I think that's all. So bye.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I went to Wild Wild Wet with mc today to celebrate my brother's birthday. Yeah, I got to bring along a friend. Basically we just went about our own businesses so that's good lor. mc's nose got burnt to a crisp. Kidding. It just became like, a huge fat tomato. Who ask her never put on sunblock. Anyway, we went on the 'Shiok River' thrice, the pitch black giant slide thrice( I think), the not-covered one once, the big-tube ride thing countless times and the 'Slide up' once.

We were dragging the tube up the stairs in Slide up when this teenager wanted to cut in front of us D:<. And then he told us to hurry up because he was sore that we wouldn't let him go in front. We got so pissed off. And mc and I started shouting at screaming at the top of our lungs to annoy him. When we got up, we asked the life-guard to go down and scold them later. He said he would, but he probably changed his mind when I told him he was outnumbered and might get bashed up. When we finished the ride, we went to scold him again. When both of us were going off, the guard at the bottom of the ride was like, "Eh, why you scold them ah??" And we were like. Uh heh heh.That dumb mc ah. She coerced me into going into the Foam pool for like, more than two sessions. It all went into my eyes and hurt lor. Tsk. The was this guard-guy and we all ambushed him and started throwing foam at him. hehehe.