So. Last night's Forensic Heroes. Rocks. Summary for mc and other people who missed the FINAL EPISODE. Warning: Peeps who have not watched one single episode will not understand anything!!

Ok first, Gao Sir got kidnapped (Or man-napped or whatever) by this freako/weirdo/psychotic/crazy baloney (I could go on) Clown dude whose trademark item is a ball (Duh). See: 2nd last epi. scene where Tracey dies. Yeah, remember that ball that rolled next to her?? Uh ok he was working at a shopping centre as a clown entertaining kids. Hence, Clown dude is what we'll call him cos I forgot his name. Anyway, Clown dude locked Gao Sir in this weird enclosed container thing. There's something menacing about a clown in a rainbow-coloured wig and facepaint and frilly pantaloons and playing with a ball. In a dimly-lit room for effect. Just don't ask me what. Clown Dude then rubbed away half of his facepaint and revealed this disfigured face and said this blah story on how everone shunned him after seeing his face and Tracey did not and more stuff that I do not remember. Clown dude thought Gao sir forced Tracey to die and wanted to get revenge and said more cool stuff that bad guys usually say when they want to kill a good guy and act pro at the same time.

So, Clown dude sent videos of Gao Sir suffering without water to Xiao Rou (Madam) and the other people and they had to hurry up and find him because he would die without water in like, 3 or 4 days, not like I can remember. They caught the Clown dude, but of course he didn't tell them where he hid Gao Sir lah, because there was still half an hour or something left. Anyway Clown dude wanted to go to the toilet and he was in the cubicle with no window or whatever to escape from so he took out this string and hung himself on the pipe and there was a lot of blood, so they didn't let us see the gory parts. So that wasn't a help. On the last day that Gao Sir could survive without water, they found they could monitor what G. Sir was doing and saw he was trying to make a fire with the lens of his watch. Through a small hole through the container where a little sunlight could shine through, he finally managed to create a fire and they spotted him on a helicopter and rescued Gao Sir. When he woke up he saw Xiao Rou and he said some corny stuff to her, about when he was going to give up, he saw Xiao Rou and she gave him hope to continue and other rubbish like that. I wanted to puke.

Anyway, Ding Ding and the doctor-cum-writer guy got engaged and at the party G. Sir came with a fat bouquet of flowers and gave it to Ding Ding to congratulate her and the other guy. So X. Rou got pissed because she thought he wanted to give it to her. Instead he gave her this crummy diary and said some supposedly touching stuff and blah. Suddenly, the doctor-cum-writer guy, G. Sir and Xiao Rou got this phonecall all at once from work and all of a sudden everyone abandoned the party and went trooping out in one orderly group. And then, a chicken popped out and took out a toaster and they started doing a jig across the screen!!(Nah, I'm kidding about the chicken and the toaster dancing, but the ending was hilarious!!) I started cackling like a mad hyena when I saw the it. Hehehehehehe. Am I the only one laughing?

Anyway, that's about all. I told uber long to write this kays, o mc, you better be grateful.