MAJOR UPHAUL;
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Yo crazy baloneys. I am a kim. I dislike irritating and annoying brats, long talks and Flo Rida. Some of you might not agree. But there you go. Art is subjective. I enjoy scoffing sweets , snacks ,etc and Leona Lewis. What? No, no, I don't like to eat her. Never mind. But most importantly...I'm fat. :]

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Hoi! You peeps that come to my blog must get me ALL of these things!! Kidding lah, no cause to freak out. I want a dog. I mean, harlo? Where have you been? Living on the back of a humpback whale? Uh, and music CDs. Good ones. Go ask Steph. Plus, oh, I don't know. Teachers with a GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR?? Also, they cannot give us (too much) homework. Hence my coff, coff, award-winning novel Revenge of the HW.

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    Friday, February 20, 2009

    Tomorrow is the spelling thing ( grumble grumble grumble), which I am sooo not looking forward to. I mean, exactly what could be fun about moping over tough questions, getting all hot, sweaty and anxious when you are unable to answer them and getting up so early in the morning?? Hoi!! It's Saturday lah!! Definition of Saturday, adapted from The Kimrriam-webster dictionary: Day when kids can get up at 10 am, watch TV while chowing down breakfast and go through the day happy, full and undisturbed. NOT GO TO SOME WHATEVER PLACE AT 8.30 AM AND SPEND THE MORNING CHAINED TO A DESK AND ANSWERING STUPID SPELLING QUESTIONS!!!!!

    Anyway, I screamed like heck at the Volleyball match today but they lost. Hmph. And the pupils of our rival school kept craning their necks and staring at me when I cheered and I was like, "What lah!!" If they're not enthu, I am. Too bad for them.

    Saturday, February 14, 2009

    Today is Valentine's Day, if you don't know how to read a calendar. And we very well know who Hilary is going out with today, eh?? >:D I mean, come on. We've been somewhat-subtly hinting that Valentine's Day was just around the corner to ZW. If screaming "Hoi, it's Hilary's birthday on Wednesday" and/or "Valentine's Day is on Saturday" is a subtle hint, if you know what I mean. And now a word from Mr Cheapo-cheap:

    Eh, I wannte tu taake dis operrchewnitee tu tank alle ov my pewpels fer der harde werke hor, axpaxiallee mye plithee pewpel, Gwenith fer gedding haf marke fer pee-ess-ell-eee!! End olso ah, me enawnce a largy-drawwe on Manday, gotte vali vali bigge plithee!! It a duthe banny, splonthered bayye yorthe tlulee. Canne bee pett wan leh!! I vali vali guud wan, I noe. And hor, alle pewpels muthe payye tuthen feee on Manday, orre elthe nexthe tthime gotte sthpiderre hed onne yorre dorre!! Wad lah, peeg hed vali exthepanshive naw wan leh. Okey ah, okey ah, lemamberr tu payye ah!! Muthe wan ah!!

    Wow! He's really generous!! I've always wanted a bunny! Isn't he a nice guy. As nice as our form teacher, that is.

    Thursday, February 12, 2009

    Yesterday I went to my new tuition centre. There were a couple of annoying brats who were screaming, squealing and shouting at the top of their voices, playing soccer at the not-so-wide corridor. I was like," What the deuce lah!!" and kept glaring at them. When the teacher finally sauntered in and the rest of the class came in, I realised to my utmost horror: THEY WERE ALL BOYS. Six of them. But that's enough for me. They kept yapping and yapping and yapping like psychotic, angry monkeys. And I was like, rolling my eyes and growling under my breath trying to get them to realize that it's hard to concentrate when you're sitting next to a bunch of fat, mad monkeys so they would zip it. But NOOOO. They didn't know how to do a few questions which I were able to solve and I was like (ego ego) Heh heh heh. And this other guy kept yelling and lamenting that he made a lot of careless mistakes. Three times. I counted. Maybe more, I wouldn't know. I was too busy chuckling quietly.

    Tuesday, February 3, 2009

    The fourth and final sequel to Revenge of the Homework. Enjoy.


    It's been a long time since I've seen that face. Yet I don't miss it. How could I miss him, the mastermind, the villain, the murderor. Sherman. He's finally shown his true colours. They've been hidden for so long now, it seems. Hidden under the disguise of a teacher, like the face of a monster cloaked in a cover of darkness. And a monster is indeed very appropriate. Words cannot convey the amount of hate I bear for him. But yet, I am intimidated by his presence. I mean, a man capable of such wickedness would have no qualms about finishing me off. I was never a strong character. Like I care anymore, I think. Then Sherman spoke. He seems to be saying something about fixed expressions. I gulp. Perhaps he is going to bore me to death. Or maybe he'll assign twenty-seven compositions with a deadline of an hour, a task impossible for any sane human being to complete. The posibilities are endless. My death sentence might be more lenient, at any case. Fifteen practice papers to be finished at the end of two hours. Whatever. I'm going to die anyway, so what does it matter. Suddenly, I'm jerked out of my daydream. His piercing scream has just broken my train of thought. Now he's yelling about something, but I'm not listening. I collapse. What with swimming through a seemingly endless sea of homework and suddenly being confronted by my arch enemy, I'm exhausted. Sherman towers above me, that infuriating smirk plastered all over his face. He calls me a weakling. As I said, I was never strong. I feel like a tiny mouse, cowering in fear at the sight of the elephant, monstrous, mighty. I am left powerless at his feet. He cackles loudly, hurling insults and poking fun at my friends and me. Hearing those cruel words fall from his lips, the anger inside me grows, slowly but surely. All of a sudden, memories come flooding back to me. Then I recall: An elephant is afraid of a mouse. The confidence, courage and strength that had previously abandoned me come flooding back all at once. Then, my hand brushes against something, half-buried in the sand. It is a coconut. My energy returning, I look back to the direction where Sherman is standing, now babbling about past participles. I take to my feet and grab the coconut. The next thing I know, he's lying sprawled on the ground. I know it won't take long to pick himself up. I grab a big piece of driftwood that is strewn across the beach. Sheets of stray homework flies everwhere as I jump into the sea, paddling with all the remaining energy that I could muster. I drift further and further away from the little island until it becomes nothing but a speck in the horizon. It's going to be a long swim.